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Lateral Thinking - Preconceptions
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Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:58 pm  by ANTFROG2000

A man phones his wife from work. He tells her he won't be home until eight o'clock. He arrives home two minutes past eight, and his wife goes crazy at him. Why? 8)
Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:40 am  by skintc

Cos she's an insane control freak?
Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:36 pm  by aisha

he arrives two minutes past eight a week later with lipstick stains on his shirt
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:00 pm  by Hahaveryfunny:3

Obviously he's on a buissness trip, and the wife expects him home at 2 min past 8 that night, but he prob ment that the train/plain was delayed!! :mrgreen:
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:01 pm  by Hahaveryfunny:3

Or she expected him at 8:00 at night, when he ment 8:00 AM
Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:09 pm  by ramesh4fun

Because she is busy in watching daily serial while he come from office, he came by 2 mins past 8. So it creates disturbance to her.
Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:58 am  by slueth

He had arrived home stone-drunk after spending a couple of hours at a bar.
Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:33 pm  by Chrisam

As he opened the door his wife had resolved to proteck herself from the stranger lurking around her home who vanished ina shadow on seeing her husband pull into the drive way, she first saw snooping around her home since 7:45 but assuming it was her husband she waiting for him to come in but then noticed his car had not pulled in by 7:55 as the stranger moved closer to the door, as she checked to lock on the door *my husband will use his keys so i should lock the doors he will be here soon* she was mentally blown away to feel it turn in her had and she know her only way out was to fight back and run for help thus she went crazy at the first person to enter the door.
Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:17 am  by merman

Because his wife is a woman and all women are crazy, too easy!
Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:22 am  by V7Theory

I've listed these in order of probability- Most to least.

She accidentally crapped herself in anticipation and turned to anger to hide her embarrassment.

He works as a radio dj, she was listening to his show and noticed that it went off the air at 6 and he's only a 20 min drive away.

She's on a business trip and needed him to record her show which started at 8 for her. Now she'll never know why lightning boy was taken to the principal's office.

He works downstairs, at the barbour shop they own which is part of their house, but 2 minutes still isn't much, so if it's something like this, she's needs to learn some patience.

She set the oven, counting on him to come home by 8. Now there are burnt cookies. Thanks a lot, bro.
Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:08 am  by ValhallaStarfire

He went out drinking with his friends and stayed out until 8:00 in the morning. Being [i]extremely[/i] mad and worried ([b]not[/b] crazy), she blew up at him.
Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:31 am  by jayantkumarz48

This man lives in an apartment,
At about 8 o clock when his office hours were over, he phoned his wife and told her that he'll be at work till 8 o clock in morning, and that night he was to have his nightstay with the next door lady neighbour whom he has an affair with, but but but.... he accidentally entered his own residence (room no 302) instead of 301.
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:15 pm  by smrao

he returned after taking dinner some where. So wife was angry why ATE? She supposed to dine together.
Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:15 am  by Scarface37

she see on the news that where he works was blown up and the reporter said there where no survives
Wed May 07, 2014 1:22 am  by Gazza

Because he had just spent $25,000 on a new Rolex, and obviously it was not keeping good time, he thought it was 8pm, it was really 8.02..........she thought it was an absolute waste of good "Shoe" money.
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