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tortle
31 May 2018
He visits the dumpster behind the bakery where he acquires stale bread and half a canister of plum jam. The baker is too plump to chase him down, so his light and nimble frame should allow to escape unscathed, after filing up on his ill-gotten goods (that rotten scoundrel) he'll go to the bank and steal the money. Next, he'll go to the assisted living home and steal himself a wife. Next, he'll steal a car, a house, and a job. Now he has a life.
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He visits the dumpster behind the bakery where he acquires stale bread and half a canister of plum jam. The baker is too plump to chase him down, so his light and nimble frame should allow to escape unscathed, after filing up on his ill-gotten goods (that rotten scoundrel) he'll go to the bank and steal the money. Next, he'll go to the assisted living home and steal himself a wife. Next, he'll steal a car, a house, and a job. Now he has a life.
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